turns out a series of unfortunate events is crossed over with twilight - esme squalor’s first name is short for renesmee
3.24.21. Los Angeles
Community members gathered this morning to demand that the tent community in Echo Park be left alone from LA city council member Mitch O’Farrell. O’Farrell has a history of siding with developers and real estate and has allowed or carried out multiple acts of violence against his unhoused constituents.
Ah! Hes the same guy who provides women selfies that they could use if they feel threatened!
So he’s smart, diligent, has a variety of interests, looks out for women, and he’s pretty good looking if my mostly-lesbian assessment is worth anything
This is a unicorn of a man
Marinette was tired. She had been staring at the ceiling for three hours. Picking up her phone an article popped up on the screen. "Bruce Wayne and his adopting addiction"
Sitting up thoughts rushed through her mind.
The waynes interacted with the bat family at least monthly. Would her parents even notice. They hadn't spent much time with her since she was ten. As the years went by the shop took more priority than her more anx more.
So she filled out the papers and sent them in the mail. She had kaalki so she could come back and possibly get help from the batfamly. Be away from lila drama. Be in Jaggeds home town. It all made sense to the sleep deprived teen. That is until she finally got some sleep but by that point the papers were already sent. Not like Bruce Wayne would actually adopt her right?
Bruce sat staring at the adoption papers on his desk for about 30 minutes. "Alfred prepare a room for a 16 year old girl."
“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”
Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”
And the decoded version. Fuck joseph ducreax for having a hard to remember name
